College Goal Oregon: Students 1, Feds 0

File this one under the "If you missed it, you'll probably fail life" category. More than 100 families showed up on two campuses to give the feds the finger and muscle thier way through the pile of crap designed to keep people from going to college, the form we affectionately call the FAFSA. Again, if you chose to sleep so you could keep your WoW clan meeting, at 1:00am, consider yourself pre-approved for an '08 Darwin Award. Congratulations.

Charlie The Unicorn