Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely.

We all know that politics can be a dirty, vile exchange of mudslinging, name-calling, finger-pointing, and blame-placing. That said, I have never before witnessed this brand of filth. The following is not for the delicate. Be forewarned. Earmuffs!

That scandalous bit of politicking seared the collective conscious of a group of impressionable teenagers and stunned them into a punch-drunk stupor. Twenty-four hours later, I received this text message:

"Robert Bell has been chosen by the students of RCC to be the student-body president of ASG-RWC for the 2008-2009 school year."

The unthinkable had happened: democracy failed. A tyrant rose to power. Again, children should not be permitted to view the following video, but I feel a journalistic obligation to remove myself from betwixt the public and the truth. Immediately following his ascension to the Rogue throne, Mr. Robert Bell began to show his true colors and revealed exactly how he intends to subdue his new kingdom--by physically beating each and every student into submission. Be aware, the clip is totally uncensored:

It makes me shudder...