I KNOW You've Got Nuthin Better To Do.

This just in:

Time to put down your XBox controller, give your texting thumb a break before carpal tunnel sets in, and get out the house for a few days. A little fresh air will do you good. I mean c'mon, have you seen yourself lately? You're a mess. Get a jump on college. Go. Do. Now. Cuz I said. Don't back-sass me.